So your plastic toy has just been bent or disformed, WHAT WILL YOU DO?! Luckily, Killyourbabydoll has a way! First, start up a campfire in the woods. Leave in unattended to grow in size while you go back home for your toy(s). once back at the now truly campfireous campfire. Throw your toy(s) into the fire and run home for a bucket of water. Splash water on the fire and pick up your molten mesh. Now, the toy is uniform in nature and is not longer bent. Your Welcome.
In order to effectively clean your toys, you must buy hydrochloric acid. Be sure not to spill this liquid on yourself, as humans are very badly affected by it. Now, put on a hazmat suit and lay your toy(s) on a unused table outside. Next take the acid over to the toys and dump the acid on them. The acid will decay any and all contaminants. Whatever mucked your toys is now probably gone.
Why hello there, traveler! I'm here to show YOU (and no-one else that views this site) how to take GREAT CARE OF YOUR TOYS.
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